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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Sowetan :: First national bunkum

Sowetan :: First national bunkum

First national bunkum


Tuesday October 31, 2006 06:10 - (SA)


Themba Molefe

First National Bank has apologised to Ekurhuleni nursing sister Sibongile Mbatha, after threatening to take her to the cleaners for an outstanding balance of R885trillion on her credit card.

In a joint statement yesterday, FNB and its collecting attorneys, Groenewald Lubbe, blamed a “computer software error” for causing Mbatha’s woes.

Mbatha, 39, a nurse at Natalspruit Hospital, received a letter of demand for R885 520 440 132 026 – 10 times the US’s gross domestic product (GDP).

At current yearly GDP levels of about R4 trillion, it would take the South African economy more than 200 years to pay such a debt.

Barrett Whiteford, an FNB credit card spokesman, said the amount owed by Mbatha was actually “a couple of thousand, which was not much”.

He would not divulge the exact amount, saying it was “a customer’s personal matter”.

FNB said: “Both FNB and the attorneys convey their sincerest regret to the customer, and the law firm will work directly with her to see how her reported financial constraints could be used as a mitigating factor in arriving at an amicable settlement of her debt.”

FNB said it had sought legal action against Mbatha because it was standard procedure

“Unfortunately in Mbatha’s

instance, the last payment received was in November last year,” it said.

“Following numerous attempts to help to explore a debt management plan to suit her, the outstanding amount remained unrecovered.”

Mbatha, who earns only R10000 a month said: “You can imagine how shocked I was when I received the letter of demand for [so much money].”

She admitted that she started skipping payments last November when she began having financial problems.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Things to Remember About Lotto

Murphy's lotto laws

  • You check the paper and find that you have all six numbers, but then you find the newspaper misprinted two of the numbers.
  • The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and the numbers match all the numbers on your lotto slip, but you forgot to buy your ticket.
  • The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and you finally win, then you find out 3,000 other people also won first place.
  • You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket.
  • You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted
    (You know it's just to make it harder to win so they can make more money).
  • The only time you win, it's a pitifully small amount.
  • Your spouse wins, then leaves you.
  • You finally hit it big, then you find out all the friends you never had.
  • You finally hit it big, then you die the same day.
  • Whoever wins either is already rich or has won at least once before.
    Sent by David "The Fish"
  • Lotto is the answer, the only answer.
    Sent by Murphy

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

What is This?


This blog is meant for Sabata and Nthabiseng how nice!